Former chairman of the Jimmy fund indeed

When we’re leaving is always when my mom wants to bust out the camera to get a family photo. Nevermind it’s typically right after breakfast when nobody’s dressed and she puts us in front of the oven with crap lighting and a bunch of junk behind it. Super infuriating.

I say the front of the backpack is the part that touches your back when you’re wearing it because it’s the closest to the “front” of you, but I have run into a disagreement with a coworker about this.

I bought “Screaming for Vengeance” by Judas Priest for my nephew last Christmas. Not too hard to find at a used record store for a few bucks.  

I bought “Screaming for Vengeance” by Judas Priest for my nephew last Christmas. Not too hard to find at a used…

It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.

Seriously, Phil, come over to D’s Six Pax in Regent Square. Dogs and beers are on me.

I was at dinner last night and the hostess asked “oh, what’s the score in the Giants/Steelers game?” And I had zero clue they were even playing.

IS IT SOMETHING IN THE WOODER?

Not in Philly. Pittsburgh maybe.

Hard to top the Aztek, but the Subaru Baja was pretty awful:

New Orleans is a wet dog in city form.

This is probably the last time you will think about either of these teams this season.

He Hade Me

I was going to make a joke about another Tom on the team yelling at Brady for taking his dildo, but there weren’t any other Toms on the Patriots roster. Huh.

Well first you should pick the baby back up.

I think pretty much everyone could say that about their fans. Fans are the worst.

I’ll take Sudden Death over Invincible and 4 of the 6 Rocky movies any day of the week. I’d also take Super Bowl wins.

Pittsburgh is Philly’s little brother

“We are 100% bought into the idea of Brock Osweiler.” - Pittsburgh Steelers.

I like to toss brussels sprouts in balsalmic, salt, pepper, and garlic and grill them.