Jeb: I could take him, too.

Still not seeing a problem here.

If you’re smoking a bowl, you must parole.

Soccer truly is the beautiful game.

Well seeing as how jacking dongs is about the only thing the Mets can actually do, it makes sense thematically.

Sending him back to AA seems a bit ruff.

My calendar is wide open, unlike my wife.

Usually people just learn jiu-jitsu. Barfkido is a new one for me.

My mom replaced nap time with play in my room time as I phased out of naps. She got a break in the middle of the day, and I learned how to keep myself occupied (and I usually fell asleep in my room about half the time anyway).

It’s a thing Pinterest invented to make soon-to-be moms one up each other for something that very few people give a shit about.

Just think how much money he could save them on loaves & fishes day at the park.

#teammeteor

It makes sense that you’d find this in FBS before the NFL. Hopefully, over time, the pros will be more accepting as the new kids come up and the old guys retire. Football, baseball, whatever.

I think the audio is busted. All I hear is fart noises arguing with the sound of someone choking on a dick.

Pitbull would be the god of Miami on Americans Gods. He’d be powered by vodka and models doing rails at nightclubs.

That’s why everyone in Pittsburgh just wears Steelers gear all year around.

If you drive on the Tri-State, it’s always tailgate season.

for the Marlins, it’s just another Monday

If you give it a day or so the individual runs are put up on their YouTube channel

I’ll just stay in town and hang with the furries, then.