Please, Captain the Honorable Sir skrutop was my father. You can just call me the Honorable skrutop.

Nah, winning 2 cups in 2 years feels good, man.

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Worse is putting cheese and French fries in a salad. I’ll never understand that mess.

I like Nashville now.

Preds fans booed the shit out of Bettman. Preds fans are good fans.

No way the NBA lets this series be a sweep.

He’s the hockey equivalent of Kurt Angle.

I wonder if they’ll update the Apple TV to work wi-hahahahahahaha, I couldn’t keep a straight face while typing that.

Total bullshit by Crosby, but as a homer I’d go back to the shit Subban’s been doing to him to justify it.

My dad’s covered hockey on TV for decades. That’s basically what the camera guys are doing.

You learn to watch where the players are looking. Most of the time you can then figure out where the puck is.

This cast is amazing. Gotta start watching this show. Right after the other dozen great shows I haven’t started.

Great, now I want a meatball sub from Wawa.

Bad baseball

I mean, do you really need to jack a meat ball like that?

It’s like Budd and Bill from Kill Bill got fused together.

I got a stainless steel Capresso burr grinder as a house warming gift about 3.5 years ago. Still works great.

I got a stainless steel Capresso burr grinder as a house warming gift about 3.5 years ago. Still works great.

“Learn baseball language. You know, learn—it’s pretty simple”

“Two to three years of regular sexual contact with your wife is probably enough to close the gap with your mom.” -Drew Magary.