Hear, hear. I started trying to get fancy with my lawn because my neighbor’s looks good. Screw that. Mow occassionally, weed and feed in the spring.

That was an exciting game for all the wrong reasons.

Noooooooo

In Toronto, they call that “The Kessel”

Too soon

When later asked about the play, Whatevers’ head coach [Google name later] replied, “meh.”

Vampire

But new Yankee Stadium beat old Yankee Stadium in a blind taste test!

I have a unisex name and couldn’t fathom dating someone with the same name as me.

I think Pens crowds are usually pretty dead, except for the playoffs. I’m a quiet fan myself.

I thought I was reading an io9 article about Secret Empire #3.

Moderator: “it’s divisive to have council”

The accountability is 100% on you McGibblets.

That letter was from Drew’s Canadian cousin, right?

+1 Mike Carp

I play MM2 and MM3 every few years. By this point I know them beat-by-beat, and I’d say MM2 is a bit harder.

(Fine, one more parenthetical. The game was still boring, you know. We all turned it off 13 minutes in.)

Patrick isn’t very good at his job.

I don’t think I’ve said “Yes” in, like, 10 years.

Can you beat a pro at Street Fighter 5?