Some people I’m on the fence about, so I alternate cake and slice of cake emojis. People think I’m being whimsical, but really I’m contemplating cutting them out of my life entirely.

Ooh, what about that position player is ejected from the game? Gotta play one man down for the rest of the game. Think of the possibilities if the catcher fucks up and now you gotta move your second basemen behind the plate.

“Today was the day I saw your beautiful, angelic face and it reminded me of last year when you changed our lives forever...<goes on for 3 paragraphs>...Happy Birthday to my perfect 1 year old prince!”

Whenever I get a birthday reminder on Facebook, if I can’t bother to write “happy birthday” to the person, I unfriend them.

I’d put Knives Chau, from Scott Pilgrim, somewhere around #9. She’s annoying, but she is also a ninja.

I meant permanently

Pace of game overall is the issue, not extras.

Alternatively, you can press on the Twitter app until it shakes and press the “x” to delete it.

“We’re gonna go out there in the first OT and really give it to those guys!”

+1 thuffering thuccotash

I would’ve gone with “Cock Heroes”

I’ll cosine on that comment.

I have this model, because my house is really spread out. It works great, and I haven’t had a single issues for the 6 months or so that I’ve had it.

I have this model, because my house is really spread out. It works great, and I haven’t had a single issues for the…

I never understood why my wife spends so much time on that stupid game.Excuse me while I go unlock some more items in Risk of Rain.   

Bees suck.

15202 is Bellevue, totally checks out.

1. Getting hit by a shillelagh

Yo dawg, I hear you like insurance, so I put some insurance in your insurance so you’re covered before you’re covered.

That acronym sure is a mouthful.

Oh man do I hate people who can’t ask their question without 10 minutes of backstory.