Barbacoa

[Also Russell Wilson is definitely into some weird sex stuff. In a couple years it’s going to come out that he can only get off if he has one of those end zone pylons shoved up his ass while someone yells, “Your hands aren’t too small for the NFL” at him.]

An article on this would actually get me to read the Players…

Wow, Pizza the Hutt really let himself go after Spaceballs.

One of my first years doing fantasy, I saw Ron Dayne rip a 60 yard TD run in pre-season and thought “this is it.”. That wasn’t it fuck Ron Dayne.

Don Splattingly

Bernie Spilliams

Chad Hurtis

Derrick’s knees however, will remain in Chicago, where they died peacefully in 2012.