Was this a graduate program in borderline impolite stories of uneventful tedium?

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Raising your arm over your head after the national anthem is totally disrespectful. As soon as I figure out who should be offended, I’ll update my post.

Weird, I typed it as Dean Martin.

Suspended game 1 vs. Northwestern State (Louisiana)

America: Dogs more important than women. Or men, for that matter. And possibly children.

Baylor? Please. Mike Vick did more prison time than he would have if he’d been running an underground fight club where people died.

When that dude hit his canine

God I fucking hate Baylor.

With the choices available, that’s the pun he went with? I Maine, really.

I’m guessing the tiny hands are why Trump thinks he has a huge dick.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

Is it just me, or was that definitely a strike?

If you’ve ever been an athlete, or been around elite athletes, they operate without paying a lot of attention to how the rest of the world operates (avoiding “distractions”). They’re almost never well socialized. An athlete can do well academically and still lack social sophistication or an appreciation for propriety.…

Any evidence indicating Greg Hardy is not in fact a “perfect monster?”