@TRT-X: Security. That's not his DS; it's a demo or community unit. That's the leash keeping it from walking away.

@HueyFreeman: I see 11. Zoom in and look behind the other ones.

@dry-roasted-peanuts: I love that Joker clip. I hadn't seen it before.

@PhiCancri: What follows is my opinion. Don't poop on me.

@homernoy: They sure are. I only have a 360. (Because I'm married and don't have a) time to play a lot or b) money, not because of anti-Sony bias.)

@behrens14: I don't understand 4chan/ meme references, but I was thinking along the same lines as Niclass.

@Kenninator, subterfunk, SLoth_112, ShogunAssassinX, tenson and disavian:

@Kaydot: Yeah, why even bother introducing a new IP?

@psychobaka: Don't blame this on Americans, Captain Stereotype.

*hands lumpi a mirror.

Yeah, but does it have giraffes, flames and lots of jumping?

@CitizenInsane27: Aye, that's true. I'm sure nearly everything I've heard from him was some blown-out-of-proportion or taken-out-of-context sound bite here on Kotaku.

How did David Jaffe write something that didn't result in me getting pissed off? Insane.

@Aye Mak Sicur: That's because Dude Huge makes games for the mature!

I don't understand the problem a lot of people have with DLC coming out shortly after the game is released. Maybe the developer or publisher had DLC in mind while it was making the game, but that doesn't mean that they withheld it.

@twinturbo2: The best part of your comment is that it took you until the fourth Tekken before you stopped caring about the plot.

@greeble: Not much use for a unicorn? There are plenty of trolls around that you could sell to.

The d-pad on the container looks like the crappy 360 pad. I was all excited about Action Cheese Pitas and Sports Bread Cubes.

@ThursdayNext: B! I choose B!

@Vetterli: Someone had to do the dirty work, so I took one for the team and looked up Renee Zellweger movies on IMDB. It would help if I knew what movie that image was from, but here's a few titles that may or may not make sense here: