on top of more than a couple world rally championships.

Im unsure of the legality for those in my state (where the video happened).

plot twist: fuck infinity

Dont you dare put those thoughts into our heads, you know how we are.

Of which a C17 can only transport ONE abrams at a time.

People are fans of other massive pieces of shit so this should come as zero surprise to anyone.

or literally any 25k subaru with all seasons even.

I drive a 2018 you utter cunt.

The fuck are you talking about?

dear subaru.... DO SOMETHING.

Lexus NX....

If only they would fix it so you dont need a six figure income to own one.

was quoted as saying, “Excuse me, can I park here?”

same. When my current garbage all seasons wear out (I have a snow set), ill either get those or some michelin PSP’s for dedicated summer shenanigans.

DWS06's are pretty competent in snow, great in rain.

Even my wrx came with summer onlys from the factory... you know, a subaru. Something that typically eats winter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

yes complete factual accuracy is needed to make fun of that fucking turd of course.

I mean... poor taste knows no bounds. 

no

oh god... MY EYES.... ZE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING.