FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM THE KITCHEN OF LAVAR BALL:

Nope. Fuck LA.

+1 for using mm

I donated to the ACLU and picked up a subscription to the Times last night. A month ago, I had no reason to.

I totally would have stolen his laptop.

incognito tab

I see more “concussion” on his face than emotion.

No. Fuck this.

Jesus, this is sad.

Modesto FTW

Christian Ponder doesn’t deserve Samantha Ponder

Why isn’t this entitled “Why My Team Sucks?”

Listen. I fucking hate dogs but I hate this guy even more.

Counterpoint: the Detroit Lions are amazing. The Rodgers hail mary helped me win my fantasy matchup for the week.

I’m gonna draft Amari in my fantasy. If he’s shit, it’s your ass, Magary.

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Jawbone UP2. Simple, 10 day battery life, reasonably priced, fantastic app, fantastic support. Low profile - even fits comfortably under my cuffs.

Jawbone UP2. Simple, 10 day battery life, reasonably priced, fantastic app, fantastic support. Low profile - even…

Diana, you have completely lost faith in society yet?

Giri’s been crushing it lately.

I knew what Trump has been saying is insane but seeing it from an international perspective made me realize how insane it really is.