Nobody is abusing these. They’re consumer grade garbage that some shitbag is littering the streets with in order to justify the $300 million he stole from investors. This is the equivalent of getting mad that the scooter you bought from Walmart and left outside for two weeks doesn’t work so hot.

Commercial pilots also activate autopilot in environments where they’re thousands of vertical feet or at least 3 lateral miles away from a potential collision. I’m sure if a pilot activated the autopilot in an environment where the plane was within seconds of colliding with another aircraft the FAA would be on their…

Nah, this looks more like Phil’s work.

Soooo, your life is basically in the hands of Jeff from Cal-Trans who painted the lines on the side of the 101, if you rely on Autopilot to commute. I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say the tech isn’t ready.

Lord have mercy! What a big hill!

But were the test subjects regular drinkers? (Hahaha nevermind.. test was in Australia jk). What was the time frame these 2 drinks were consumed within?

Legally intoxicated? Two doubles puts a 180 pound man close to a BAC that would make them unable to drive legally... is that what you mean?

Is there data on that? (not being sarcastic, would like to read it!)

I make sure I always fly drunk and stoned. Thanks for boarding me every time!

I’m definitely not advocating getting completely trashed before getting on a flight. Having a drink or two is fine.

Buuuuuuuut... It’s not like you’re driving. I think you’d have to be pretty far gone to raise suspicions at the gate.

I always assumed Mustang Sally was a girl...

And now, canniballistic.

because once they taste blood, they’re insatiable.

It depends on the car wash and the level of service you desire. Most $20 washes are a full-service cleaning with hand-drying and a quick interior vacuum. $8 is your typical self-service drive-thru tunnel or U-Wash stall.

Don’t stress. There’s a 0% chance Trump runs for reelection.

“Cadet Bone Spur”

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Found an Aussie! (　´_ゝ`)

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.