Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

I’m actually annoyed at this... I liked how Uber had no tipping feature, so tips weren’t expected. That was my favorite feature of Uber versus every other rideshare app.

Stupid never sleeps.

Idiot doesn’t even begin to describe this complete moron. Sure, take away German cars and put thousands of American workers out of a job. Real smart...

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.

There are no words for the sheer volume of stupid behind this man.

What a fucking idiot.

The funny thing is that while he *thinks* doing shit like this—shoving his way through people so he can be front and center, aggressively shaking peoples’ hands, making stupid impromptu speeches—makes him look presidential, it’s actually this very shit that makes him look like a childish idiot. Ego on some people is…

Well, don’t rush all at once to help the poor guy.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Actually, that is precisely one of the uses for the original Chevrolet Carryall Suburban was: a discrete hearse van to move corpses.

And the crowd goes mild.

hi, center of gravity!

Yup, I was just listening, He delivered the most generic accolades to the work of the Coast Guard and then swiftly pivoted into a “woe is me” speech. And it went on and on. It was pretty fucking disgusting. He made their graduation about himself and his self-induced problems.

Is it just me, or is anyone else creeped out by the guy recording this like he’s at the zoo. For all he knows, he could be coming up on a dead/dying person and just shooting away like he has no respect for people’s personal situations in a traumatic moment like this. “OMG!” Yeah, no shit Sherlock, now get the fuck…

We doin’ great ads?

Foxtrot Alpha is about whatever its owners say it is.

So of course you needed to read and also comment on it...

Just more proof that Trump isn’t the “amazing business leader” so many people give him credit for. I’ve said for a long time that starting with a bunch of money and dealing in Real Estate speculation doesn’t make you a business virtuoso — it usually just means you have good timing (or often not, based on all the…

I agree with your scepticism regarding warning the birds off. If I’m number 873 in a flock of 1,000 starlings and I look up to see a 777 heading toward me at 500MPH with a 4" swirly thing, the very last thing I’m going to think is “Fu...!” before I become roast pheasant.