I read minds.

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

I don’t think you quite understand how things really work in terms of reviews. For some strange reason, a lot of people have this concept in mind that things can only be the best or the worst, absolutely no middle ground. Just because something doesn’t live up to the highest of standards set out by... well, who the…

So long as you invoice me prior to the 540-day mark, we should be good.

Perhaps I’m not as much Jalopnik as I thought I was, but I’ve never heard of these guys, and I have no idea why the world cares about their spat.

My question is how does a hood fail after being slammed once? Sounds like owner maintenance failure to me.

Clearly these guys need to have angry sex already and just put this in their collective past.

I’m sorry, I got as far as I could, but this is just so dumb. Youtube has an incredible knack for taking things that are awesome and making them stupid.

Honestly this stuff always screams “fun final project for the design interns before they go back to school” to me.

Guys. Flying cars already exist. Why are people trying to re-invent them?

I talked to one of the valets, and man, she was so over it. Just chillin’ making minimum wage. They could have been ratty old 3-Serieses or $300,000 jewels for all she cared.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Did you mean to use a picture of an ACTUAL Lambo???

These fucking shit fucking fuckers

Any badge in the wrong car for that matter, like this “Maserati Accord”

Jk.

M badges on non-M BMWs.

Or just saw the cops laying the spike strip and decided something amusing was about to happen.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I spent 6 months in Scotland and agree with most of your points. However, I have to disagree with your 200 mi. limit. I went back to the UK with my wife and rented a car for 4 days to get out of London. I put 800 miles on it in those 4 days. It was a 3 cylinder Vauxhall Corsa, so I didn’t go bankrupt buying petrol.