I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

I will never ever ever understand how watching a 5 yr old be raped could be a turn on. Holy. fucking. shit. You sick piece of crap. And yes. Blaming his kids just drops the bar lower. Gross.

My kids said the same. They are 22 and 17. We usually watched together and it was the one show we all loved, besides Colbert. They are really sad right now and yet I feel so happy that they had him in their lives. I had nothing close to this level of awesomeness. Just assholes who told me what to think by way of…

I posted something similar on social media, but possibly more than any influence besides my family, Jon Stewart affected my political, cultural, and world view in my coming-of-age moments. He was the constant as I struggled (and struggle) to make sense of the mundane, tragic, and farcical. It’s true I had begun to…

Jon, you were brilliant, erudite, and just plain awesome. You shamed Congress into passing the 9-11 responders health care bill, you fed Tucker Carlson his testicles on Crossfire, and you gave birth to brilliant talent....John Oliver, Steve Carrell, and Stephen Colbert among others. You will be missed buddy. Your…

Thank you Jon, for being a voice of reason in a world that’s lost its goddamn mind.

Pleated khakis are a sure way to avoid an affair.

Or take care of your own kids. What a novel idea!

she is a national hero.

Can we send them bootstraps?

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

oh, so you DID get my letter.

+1000 for the perfect Hermione gif.

There is really no greater gift a former lover can give you than an overwrought love letter (or series of inane tweets, it is 2015). First it’s painful to read, then you start cringing, then relief washes over you as you realize you could have ended up with someone who totally seemed normal at first but actually has a…

ACCIO BONERZZZZZ: Neville Longbottom (Matthew Lewis) just popped his top off for you

“This is the WORST thing that has ever happened to me! I can’t believe no one CARES. And NO I do NOT want to talk about it. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!”

Yeah, but then she got this hot stuff. Willoughby (Greg Wise) is way hotter.

She got banned, other people got banned, comments were being removed left and right - this has been a total shitshow. Despite being gray, I’ve been here since 2007 (back when you had to audition to be a commenter, had a star and everything!), and I’ve seen some crap go down around the Gawker universe, but this has by…

I think David Letterman is an unfunny piece of shit.