"...has a non-fiscal bombshell tucked in between its insane pages."

Because it gets rid of my double chin and laugh lines! DAMN you Michelle!

Alright, I'll be the nerd and admit I googled sparkle motion.

Please understand that in the "conventional way", Lyle Lovett may not seem all that. But once he begins to sing, he's pretty darn awesome. I think Julia Roberts circa the 90's would see my point. And I've heard his personality is soooo cool. Yes, I know I'm a dork. But I know my "ugly-hot" guys.

The books are great! Some are better than others, but I had a hard time putting them down. Lots of action, twists and turns in the storyline, and, of course, sex.

God, I hope they're dating. And that they really hit it off and be like the Paul Newman/Joanne Woodward of the next few decades. *This hopeless romantic naivete could be the reason I have read Outlander in the first place...Probably....Maybe.*

I read the most amazing stuff on Jezebel. Once again I find myself slack-jawed in amazement while reading this. Holy crap!

...until they turn into the martyr dick....

Where's the advice for the passive-aggressive dick? The one who seems like a nice guy, but stabs you in the back at every opportunity? The Martyr dick?

I work in an office with 3 professionals (full-time staff) 1 is getting married this weekend. I and the other co-worker are not invited. Nor were we ever given a reason why. Not that we should I guess. But it's just a weird thing all over: do we congratulate the person? Do we say anything at all? Do we still get a…