*sigh* EVERYONE knows the coolest bond car was the flying AMC Matador from “the man with the golden gun”

But did the front fall off?

“CYBERTRUCK NEARLY GOT ME KILLED AND TESLA COMPLETELY IGNORING ME, BUT DESPITE THAT SMALL ISSUES ITS BEEN THE BEST VEHICLE IVE EVER OWNED. ELON MUSK BUILDS THE BEST TRUCKS EVER.”

Where they would (unfortunately) be arrested and shipped off to El Salvador for being enemies of the state.

Awesome. I wonder if it runs —- I’d love to see this thing bring a bunch of women, black people, LGBTQ folks, and Hispanics to the step of the Capitol for a rally. 

I can’t think of anything more gross than “exploring” the Belgian Congo in a $300k rig while watching the enslaved population toil outside. Sort of the equivalent of taking a luxury RV tour through Darfur today.

50/50 it was driven by Henrik himself.

Man, I sure hope this happens. Inflation will go through the roof! Trump will blame it on DEI or immigrants or progressive cities or windmills or something. MAGA degens will believe him while they’re unable to afford to live.

Indeed. Also: “What’s the difference between a tariff and a tax?”

And that’s IF Canada still sends its energy. They could just stop oil exports and the only place that has the type of oil we refine is Venezuela.

Fun Fact: Tariffs cause non-impacted products to raise their price because they can raise them and still be cheaper.

All those deplorables are about to enroll in Econ 101 and learn how tariffs work.  Should be hilarious.

“Tee Ay Arr Arr...Ific, Terrific! Many people are saying I’m the best at Words!”

If anyone in the White House press corps had any self respect, they would ask him to spell tariff.

Naming an airport after the guy that fired 11,000 air traffic controllers is peak republican.

Damn, where are all the capitalists *cough* fascists *cough* defending their infallible system?

So that's like what, two Integra Type Rs?

wait, wait. Hear me out.
Let’s say we let them rush the planes with the help of Musk. What’s the worst that can happen? Since we know what is Boeing quality control these days....

Exactly.

Collatoral personnel damange is a problem, but the thought of Trump and Musk flying together on a hastily assembled aircraft.... I mean, I see some upside potential. 

Wait, you got your Elio? I've been on their email list for production since (checks notes) 2009??!! Has it really been over 15 years??!!