On top of Stellantis corporate chaos, all manufacturers are now at the insane whim of American Nero and his Nazi hangers on.

Leaving cans of soda in a freezing car is also not great. 

Look at Scrooge McDuck here, leaving EGGS in the car like it’s nothin.

I would question on what legal basis the Feds have for forcing NYC to remove their tolls, then I remembered that “legal basis” plays no part in decisions anymore.  This could result in anything from a stern letter of “we said STOP IT!” to actual troops in the streets-type shit.  Literally anything.

If I do this, I will probably use an IPA solution as well, but that is for drinking while I work.

I mean, IANAL and all, but if she stayed in the car and got injured from the crash, I suppose I could see a suit against the guy. But how on earth could she possibly sue the dude for her absolutely batshit insane decision to jump out the WINDOW?!* And that’s not even including the fact that instead of trying to do…

This is the most exciting thing to happen in Prince Edward Island since Dennis King found that rock that was shaped a little like a heart!

I mean it’s not like anything we have heard before, but also exactly like stuff we have heard before.  It’s a rock hitting concrete at high speed so it sounds like a rock hitting concrete at high speed, the difference this rock is from space lol.

“And yet, the city’s issue wasn’t necessarily with the absurd price but with the fact that the parking lot owner didn’t fill out the right paperwork.”

Preparing for inauguration shenanigans?

Fisker is a dead company and still managed 101 registrations.  Just sayin’

I always figured these were just the equivalent of truck nuts for semi drivers. Now I know that...well, they’re only 95% equivalent to truck nuts.

Despite Musk’s claims of over 1 million Cybertruck reservations before its November 2023 launch

It is way easier to hide or obfuscate tariffs than direct consumer taxes. Since tariffs are on the import side of things, it doesn’t show up as a line item on the good you are buying, even if it is the reason for the price increase. 

Or, better yet this one

Simple: he’s so deep in the throes of syphilitic senility that he just plain forgot.

Didn’t Trump negotiate “the most beautiful deal” in the NAFTA 2.0 agreement? (USMCA) Why is he all of a sudden saying the USA is “subsidizing” Canada? 

Republicans are - I think the term is “showing their asses?” - on this Tariff thing. Tariffs represent everything they’ve spent the last decade decrying:

No no no! My MAGA colleague said Canada would be paying Minnesota mega-loonies and North Dakota kilo-toonies when we tariff them. Because that’s how his tariffs work, of course.

And off the table, straight in to the potted ficus!