When you try and be a “cool” dad only to have this guy and his god damn kids ruin your parade.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Reap what you sow motherfuckers.

I live in Canada so we don’t have those pesky HOA but why would an HOA tow a car with expired tags when it is parked in the owner’s driveway? It’s not illegal to have your own car parked in your own driveway if the tags are expired? Where else are you gonna park it?

I think the value includes a gold plated custom trailer. Perhaps with an original Warhol painting on the side.

Is that the value based on what they try to sell it for, or what it’s actually worth?

Don’t forget “Transfusion”

If I saw this band and they didn’t look like Rob Zombie and play Dragula at least twice a set, I would be highly disappointed.

It is not lost on me why they likely felt empowered to do something like this.

Just wait until next year.

What is completely wrong about your Trump statement there is that he is no way able to speak that coherently anymore.

He’ll roll into Defense Design and Production, like Ferdinand Porsche if Ferdinand Porsche was really bad at building things. Can’t wait for the all-electric Tesla MBT that can only run for 3 hours and breaks its traversal gear after 3 shots.

Don’t forget the “Patriot Gold” version, available for a limited time, with a leftover Trump Tourbillon watch embedded in the dash.

With consumer demand dropping fast for the Cybertruck, Elon is going to have massive production capacity and no market. He is going to find a way to make the government buy Teslas as fleet vehicles as a way to “save money” in his role at the Department of Government Efficiency (or whatever they called it). Just look…

Shhhh....don’t give them any ideas LOL

“which might lead one to wonder if they’ve ever purchased a new vehicle before. Or a used one. Or dealt with money at all.”

Please do me a favor and publish the line equation for the graph you made. I’d like to know what I could expect to pay in 2029. Kthxbai.

Another day another “The Tesla Cybertruck is not very good” story. Yawn. Did people really not know that putting ferrous iron on stainless steel out in the weather would result in rust? I feel like this is that Costco butter recall because they didn’t put that it contains milk on the package.

The endless comedy from this joke is astounding. It might even surpass Flerfs for most facepalming laughter in my lifetime.

Being in the military isn’t a free ride to ignore anything you like, ya gotta wait til you get out and become a cop for that, and if you are late then you pay the late fee. Seems reasonable to me.

Well, he was obviously late and being military or not doesn’t change that, especially if it’s your own fault for walking away. But assuming his allegations are true, the gate agents can’t take money to open the gate again. Now I see how this is probably a pretty decent side hustle, albeit a pretty shady one 😂