I hear he’s part of the Pentaverate. Along with the Getty’s and Rothchild’s. And Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Ooh, that Colonel Sanders. With his wee beady eyes...

I’d like to believe a 13 year old *driver* would at least slam the brakes in a situation like that.

These low taillights are the stupidest design decision ever made. Aren’t there federal regulations about placement of these lights, like headlights?

Either way it is a beverage with zing.

My chemistry degree demands I be pedantic about this: chlorine gas (Cl2) and mustard gas (most commonly ClC2H4SC2H4CL) are not the same thing and mixing bleach with ammonia makes neither. It makes chloramine gas (NH2Cl) which is another compound which you don’t want to breath.

Not even that, your eye is trained to look at the standard “middle” position of most taillights.  I ALWAYS miss the turn signal of those Kia’s or whatever that have them way low because I’m not looking there - especially when they have brake lights in the normal position.  

Edmonton ALBERTA???

I’m going to focus on the “biggest waste of money” to be able practical changes. Lifting or lowering or rims are about appearance. They want the vehicle to look that way, that’s fine.

Window stickers that display the make or model of the car. Gee, I wonder what kind of car that is? Oh look on the window, it’s a Charger. Whew, I thought it was a Prius.

Looks terrible, and in slow traffic, it’s often hard to see a blinker in a semi-truck.

Related to that (and to the main photo)...putting giant 24/26/28" wheels on a truck with said all-terrains, thinking you’ll be an off-road monster. Anyone who really does go wheeling knows tall sidewalls are critical for avoiding puncture, flex/grip, etc. Putting treads on your rubber band pretty much defeats its…

HID retrofits in reflector housings. You literally pay to make your lights sooo much worse for both yourself and everyone else. And if you go with those fucking stupid blue lights, over a normal headlight color temperature, you might as well stay home because the more blue the lights, the less you can see. Dumbasses!!

Anything that promises easy fuel saving or other easy benefits. Especially if it’s “install it yourself.”

Adding all-terrain tires to a vehicle that will never see more than a washboard dirt or gravel road.  I see so many road vehicles with all-terrain tires and between the extremely high road noise and diminished fuel economy, I can’t imagine the rugged look being worth those negatives.  For all the Bronco Raptors I have…

the dog’s owner continued to its resort destination [emphasis added]

It should be a $1,000 fine and getting crotch-kicked to the moon. What a piece of fucking garbage.

Something tells me the credit card paid for the dog, and the vacation.

It should say “is in good health for a French Bulldog” since no french bulldogs are really in good health because the breed is incapable of breathing properly.

This Littlest Hobo reboot got dark!

And the only car appropriate for killing Deadites is a 1973 Delta 88.