How many variations on “We Lost” Lane/Rd/Ave/Blvd could they have?

Nah, you can get special insurance for custom cars like this. You pay higher premiums, but they'll cover replacement parts and labor rather than treating it like a normal vehicle.

That is only because he is a professor. Had he been a part of the sports franchise, Penn State would have doubled down on defending him.

Seriously - imagine being so unsympathetic that a towing company so instantly recognizes and does the right thing.

You were right. I was warned. I choose to read it anyway and now I regret my decision 

Sad story. Fuck that HOA bitch. But the last part where the towing company came through?  I could die now, because I think I’ve heard it all.  Kudos to them for doing the right thing.

But I can still keep the cute eyelashes on my headlights right?

Thankfully us men don’t have to worry about this because according to the ad copy, this is a car accessory “for women”.

Ha! I didn’t have to remove mine since I still use a key. Suckerrrrrrrs 

Many here -myself included- are old enough to remember that Texas was the last state to criminalize having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle while being driven. Let’s bring that back. And child labor. And let’s roll back all progressive laws over the last 120 years, in fact. Ban interracial marriage. Make all…

It will also be interesting to see how this plays out over the next several years. Will Texas’s road deaths increase significantly, or will they stay about the same? We can’t be certain either way, but Texas residents are about to find out.

I feel like they could have at least tranq’d it...or maybe make those sound cannons useful to deter the animal. Seems like they went with the quick and easy option, but if it was busy and would have cause more issues, sure I guess.

Easy - we don’t want to kill bicyclists. The overwhelming majority of people would rather see bicyclists off the road. You’re an angry bunch of fanatics with an outsized voice who are foolish for wanting to share space with today’s no-skill drivers.  Don’t go away angry, just go away.

There’s probably a Dodge LaFemme in there! With an automatic TRANNY!

Desantis is just an asshole. No actual agenda, no actual interest in governing. Just the abuse of power going after people who don’t fit his ass-backward ideas. Fuck him. And oh BTW, Happy Indictment Day! Hope that fat fuck gets his ass thrown in federal prison and drops the soap the first day

It’s a witch hunt. People get pulled over for speeding all the time and don’t get arrested. Double standards! This officer is a political prisoner.

They didn’t put him on paid leave until this all blows over? He must have really done something to piss someone off.

Props to the officer who pulled him over. My guess is most wouldn’t.

Based on the speeds used throughout that video, it looks like she was just randomly stomping on pedals at random times and hoping for the correct outcome.