By law, you have property rights all the way up to the heavens; it’s called “air rights”, and until the latter half of the 20th Century, it mostly concerned the right to build things in the space above your land — like if your neighbor built a big cantilevered deck that stuck out over your lawn. That would violate…

I don’t think anybody wants to live next to someone running a DIY junkyard.  Enough people around that to complain for sure, even if you can’t see it from the road.

Well, GE images are only updated every 1-36 months so there is a wide range of time it may not be accurate.

Yeah, but this was “safe, easy to drive, and with three pedals” and you went for ignoring the three pedals? Not quite a “you asked for a practical, sporty daily, so here’s a Cobra replica” response.

I hope so. This column used to have a proud tradition of having one completely batshit off the wall option, just for funsies. It would be nice to have that come back.

Do you guys draw lots each week for who replies with the car which specifically violates the guidelines given?

Oh please, teenagers are going to have sex whether it is in a Yugo or a Winnebago if they want to. The best you can do is make sure they are safe with it. Give ‘em something they can be comfortable in and they are more likely to remember the condoms than if they are frantically scrambling to get comfortable.

Somebody at Faraday Future saw The Last Starfighter and thought: “We should build that!”

“Faraday Future says the cars will come with 1420kWh battery packs that should be good for 381 miles of range.”

How about the fat from people?

Mmmmm, baconated planes.

“Could you imagine someone surviving that crash in a 1970s muscle car?”

Another chance for me to make the “Dogs of Lordstown” joke, however.

Lordstown “lack of” Endurance Truck.

Nissan Altimas spend a lot of time on trucks, either because the transmission failed or they got repossessed. It doesn’t surprise me that it saw a wrecker and decided to get onboard before it was taken by another Altima.

They may not build them like they used to, but that’s a good thing.

I don’t mean to brag, but I have something in common with a Lexus. We both have tiny Speedos!

It’s ‘cause performance, bro... when you’re wringing it out on the track, pushing the car to ten 10ths you don’t care what absolute speed you’re doing... all you care about is not blowing the engine, which is why the tach is twice the size and smack dab in the center. And of course this car is going to live on the…

Oh, so *that’s* why Teslas don’t have AM radios - that Elon is a notorious leftist.

You certainly said words there.