homicidal orgy of the motor car- another great cover band name

They fired Jesus ? where are all the churches complaining and picketing, oh Mexican Jesus, that’s okay

In Alberta they privatized all the registries 30 plus years ago so I only had one experience with the old one. Everybody in the provinces licence plates expired on the same day so the lines were epic, I went with my sister in law and newborn nephew to get my new plates and she had to renew hers. After about 3 minutes…

I suspect that they will be official car of the Trump Regime so prices will skyrocket, with special editions like “January 6th’ with pre broken windows and Charlottesville with Tiki Torches in the bed. With the penultimate 47 model with flags and eagles and dead immigrants and orange furry seats with a 600% markup 

Not in Colorado but on my street there is a stop sign that is always ignored, one day while walking the dogs in a ravine I saw a broken traffic sign that indicated ‘camera monitored intersection’ so being a lawful kinda guy I dragged it out and left it for the traffic department. Oops I meant I took the sign home and…

I replaced the steering rack struts control arms tie rods and entire braking system on my wife’s V70 and called a local place for an alignment, $99 they say 1hr or so, I drop it off in the am walk to work and come back at 4 to pick it up. They hand over the bill $425.00 umm what ?? oh the tie rods were really seized…

He’s hoping Trump will rescue him, maybe make him ambassador to Atlantis 

Im sure the engineers thought that these emergency releases were a good idea, and work well, until an emergency with an unfamiliar user who is panicking the manual handle should be easy to see and use- maybe light up when the car stops or the airbags go off

Good news we recovered your car, bad news it’s at Picknpull now

I feel a hole appearing in my septum just looking at it

From the headline I expected the car to be chasing the police

Hoping Trump will appoint him ambassador to Atlantis or something so he gets diplomatic immunity, or he has lost it like Cheetolini 

Maybe they believe this is the Strength Thru Joy vehicle and want to get in early

Did that to a drain plug in my Lada’s carb- bolt from the grille fit- it may have been the official Lada repair method

Or all you can eat buffets stupid time limits 

Was he wearing his  World Series ring too ? 

Do they specify the humidity of the air or nitrogen ?

I talked to a buddy who is an insurance adjuster about this and he said that in the end the renter is going to be liable no matter what. The issue is the wiggle words in the insurance- in a regular rental the car would be fixed and the insurance if not in house will go after the renter. He said that Turo’s clauses…

Great news, I have the signs form Aptera Only parking alongside the Elio and Faraday ones, maybe I should send a deposit for a Radford too

My brother worked for a police department in Canada, they had a searchable database of graffiti with who they believed did them, most of it was gang related.