Is it the drive though speaker mod ?

Yeah not a fan of being squished in a small uncomfy seat breathing in other peoples emissions, I am usually the one they page to get on the flight as I lay down getting the last of my comfy in before the flight. 

Wonder how their performance reviews were ?

I don’t think I have enough organs to sell to buy this, but the want is much

Probably will claim he was trying to save the pets and hope for a pardon

Okay first thing I thought of 

Being asked if I offered a warranty on a car with 780000km, will I deliver it 1000km, do I offer a payment plan, the answers to all is NO 

I worked in small business banking about 10 years ago and had a client starting a new business, one of his expenses was 6000 a month for a leased Bentley a well used one too, he said he needed it for ‘image’ and that his business would fail without it, turns out it failed before it started as there was no way I could…

Surprised he didn’t ask for the SWAT team and armored vehicles to respond, that is a really dangerous situation that needs appropriate response. 

Make Child Labor Acceptable Again 

Some of them probably thought it was going to come out at some low price that Elmo promised

Mustang II King Cobra, I was 10 and it looked amazing, now I see it had 139 hp and was a POS of biblical proportions

Im holding out for a DS Safari, had a Dinky toy version as a kid complete with a sled on the roof

First glance thought somebody put a BMW grill on a Supra with a body kit

Worked at a repair shop in Alberta, one year had two Boxsters that Porsche denied warranty on due to a ‘large number of over revving incidents’ both of which had dropped valves into the engine

It studied Cartesian Doubt and finally decided it existed only to explode, good bomb 

Insert Austin Powers driving clip here 

Yeah canned food was new and the quality control on the soldering was non-existant some of them had big 1cm blobs inside the can. Probably tasting the food not a problem, given that my home in Edmonton just got rid of the lead water pipes two years ago

Dad gum it Lurlene, I was awantin another kid but them thar fancy Librul car seads done cost as much as couple of boxes of 9mm that I needs to by to keep us safe, we will hafta bee happy with the elebem we gots.

My dad spent a lot of time up here and they found some of the tinned food left behind, being idiots they actually tried it- said it was like really bad preserved beef and they have lived to this day.