So my ‘Safe to Drink’ arsenic tonic may need a name change ? I was planning on adding thallium

Come on people pull yourself up by your bootstraps, if you can’t afford the regular servicing on your Chiron there is something wrong with you 

Surprised it wasn’t an Elmo bobblehead and a coupon for free supercharging 

Beat me to it

Went to change the brakes on the XC60- it came from a rural area and the rotors were really grooved. I get the calipers off no problem but the little set screw on the rotors, seized so I drill it out, so a couple of taps with a hammer and the rotors come off, nope I hit them I turned them around I used a torch and no…

quit your bragging I have been looking at a missing cabinet and door for six months

But they aren’t real

So the winglet was patented before really anything had wings ?

Encountered an MLM guy who had one of these and bragged about the billionaire doors- saw it at a repo auction in the fall- I think he had been living in it

I can just see the first tickets going out, On July 3 2024 our cameras detected you committing REGICIDE please pay the attached fine

I have done business with these types- they want to pay in promissory notes with ribbons and silver dollars attached but when you want to buy from them it’s cash only. 

My flight from Vancoucer to Sydney Australia had no operating wifi or entertainment and the charger in my seat didn’t work- I contemplated suicide

I think weather delays are exempt

In Edmonton I was blinded during the day by some Ford pickup with the brightest headlights I have ever seen- and the way my eyes felt afterwards may see again. I was facing it in a left turn lane in my lowered car so his lights lined up perfectly with my eyes, they actually hurt afterwards

I was thinking sunroof mounted minigun myself

Every report will have ‘the suspect pulled a gun, I shot the suspect I was unable to locate the gun, case closed’ in it

I would have expected Elmo to show up in a pink bunny suit and rambling incoherently

I see BC has banned level 3 self driving cars now too

And a dozen cops for a single stolen car ? 

Tesla sounds like my kitchen contractor, lots of promises of wonderful things and deadlines that keep jumping forward