I would have expected Elmo to show up in a pink bunny suit and rambling incoherently

And a dozen cops for a single stolen car ? 

Tesla sounds like my kitchen contractor, lots of promises of wonderful things and deadlines that keep jumping forward

They also have to drive further for fruits and vegetables and comprehensive health care

A rivet ? were they out of drywall screws ?

Kind of odd that the city’s insurance would not have paid, A friend who is an insurance adjustor told me if I brake my golf club while golfing it isn’t covered, if I drive over it with my car it is, not that I golf though 

I work near a Hyundai dealership and they are always blocking the road with delivery trucks, and pulling out of their lot without looking. Heavy snow reduced the road to one lane and they parked a car transporter for at least 4 hours, asked them to move it and they just said yeah when we get to it.

Hold on I have to see if my DWAC sell order at $100 went through

I like it better when they meow when they pull you over

Well officer I’m not sure they are quite dead yet 

Yeah the Nuremberg defense didn’t work for the first ones to try it

Your honor I was only following orders - lets see how well that works 

I would only consider if upholstered in genuine Tucker Carlson

I thought the Ren Cen was OCP’s head office location

Is there anywhere the taxi would be legal to drive on it’s own ?

Probably bent a control arm too or that included a rental car for the two weeks the wheel took to arrive

Did it come from Alberta ? there were a bunch of those about 10 years ago being sold and resold sketchily

I remember when I bought a Volvo about 5 years ago I was so excited that it was blue, once I saw it in daylight I realized it was grey, and the one I bought last year was too

or owed child support- not sure if they hold that against you in Texas

When I worked for a Jag restoration place had to explain roadster vs drop head coupe vs landau vs saloon