I know what the butt is.

is there any chance that Tyler Hoechlin was tom’s stunt double on that film? because, i mean...

At least leaders of industry are starting flee. That’s big. When the steel industry starts backing away, that’s really big. I think we might have a chance with a push for impeachment now.

I regularly entertain violent fantasies about his death.

AGAIN: This should not be a serious surprise to anyone. They knew exactly what they were voting for and getting:

But first you must read this gripping account of the campaign

I feel I need to add this book to the pile.

Why is there NEVER a grassy knoll around when you need one?

I am at the point that I am literally going to punch the next person that says “but they’re both just as baaaaaaaaad”

Help us Robert Mueller. You’re our only hope!

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

Every time I think we’ve reached the bottom of the barrel, he manages to find an even deeper level to plumb.

Dear Michael,

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

The queen is hoping he dies first because by Royal Proclamation she’s going to see to it that he is buried wherever she damn well pleases: namely, right next to her in an hermetically sealed glass coffin, his corpse positioned on its side in such a way that the whole country will be able to watch him kissing her royal…

This is next level masculinity so fragile.

Seriously. I’m half-Floridian on my mom’s side (which is similar to being half-Martian) and that entire side of the family has two types of names: the girls are named after the last relative to die and the mother’s maiden or middle name, and the boys are named dumb shit like “Bubba Joe Cracker XVIII.” End result: My…

Having a number in your name doesn’t make you something special. I just means that your family was too lazy to come up with a new name.

May I be annoying and present a metaphor for democracy? The expectation of decorum and respect for fellow travelers is the only barrier standing between us and the deranged psychopath who wants to open the (apparently openable) doors and destroy us all. Hahahahaaa (nervous laugh of terror).