I’m endlessly entertained by your interactions. And that’s really the most important thing.

Those dresses are amazing! I’m also now convinced that Nigeria contains the world’s most beautiful people.

All the salient points right there.

I’m planning on giving birth to a tiny used car salesman. #goals

Bryan Fischer, once the American Family Association’s issues guy and now just a guy with some issues

I think of losing my virginity (which is an ew phrase to begin with) like I think of my first concert. Or my first job. Or my first apartment. Or first car. It’s a first, won’t be the last, it is fondly remembered, but that’s about it. The guy has no special place in my mind or heart simply because his was the first…

They’re grown up choir nerds. It’s what they do. Plus The Lion King has the best music.

It seems that many many doctors don’t consider a person’s individual body chemistry (percentages of fat and muscle, etc.) before proclaiming “Overweight!” or “Obese!”. The BMI calculator is all they can see.

Holy crap, 145 at 6’1”?? I (stupidly) dieted down to about 130 in my late teens and I looked like death warmed over but I was still a size 10. Can’t diet away a large rib cage and hips!

I’m kinda wondering now if my age has something to do with it. This has been something I’ve been noticing over the last few years and now that I’m 35 it seems to be the most pronounced (even though I’ve been heavier than I am right now). Either that or I’m better at ignoring the gross attention? Or maybe I’m finally…

Now that you mention it, I think I get more quality attention when I have shorter hair, too!

Ugh BARF. “What if she can’t breed for meeeeee????” ETA I wonder if they know that there are plenty of 20 year old women who can’t have children. Youth does not guarantee fertility. Idiots.

That’s a good doctor! I’m 5’9” and once had a doctor reprimand me for weighing 157.

Us Eastern European ladies generally have big/broad frames. I’m just an inch shorter than your fiancee and I look emaciated at 150!

One thing I’ve noticed is the thinner I am the more gross attention I get from guys, the heavier I am the more quality attention I get from guys.

Oh man fuck that guy. Or, really, no one should ever fuck that guy. “in her 30s and too old” makes me rage. I get wanting to stay within your own age range so you’ll have more in common (like, I could see him being hesitant if you tried to set him up at 22 with a woman who was 38), but seriously, fuck that guy.

If it came from a big enough name I think it would end up being a footnote in their history. Louis CK is huge in comedy right now, but celebrity is ephemeral enough that it would most likely be forgotten fairly quickly. Just look at Cosby- sure, some people are still writing about him, but not very many and we’re down…

I was gonna post a “Burn!” gif but then I felt bad for her ghostwriter.

That’s what I keep wondering. There are bigger comedy names out there who could put him on blast for this without fear of being ruined.

I think they’ll just not do the post one day, never say anything, take down all the previous posts, and when someone inevitably asks about it claim they don’t know what they’re talking about. Like we all imagined it.