Be sure to have it notarized.

I'll never understand the reasoning that says a woman will accuse a man of rape simply because she regrets having sex with him. If a woman regrets sex that much she'll probably just deny she ever did it, not publicly accuse the man of rape and subject herself to everything that goes along with accusing someone of…

Lucy Beaver is fantastic! Now I want to give mine a proper name. You've given me much to think about.

My first wasn't a juggalo, but GWAR's Skulhedface was on in the background.

That's exactly my impression of it. The first time I ever heard of it I said, "That's fucking terrifying. How is that a business model?"

I predict a lithopedion will be her next step.

I've always thought that if I wrote a memoir I would change names to the most silly but vaguely true things I could think of. Like the kid who called me chubby in 8th grade would be "BaldAt25", one of my exes would be "GrownManWhoBuysNowThat'sWhatICallMusicCDs", my worst boss would be "CocaineInTheWalkInFreezer".

Yup! I find the daddy stuff so creepy. I'm generally pretty forgiving in bed but that's one that brings everything to a screeching halt.

I had one who did that. It was the same 3 phrases over and over and over. Eventually I did tune it all out.

I think time can have an effect, too. I've had some partners who said things early on that didn't really do anything for me, but once our relationships grew a little and I got more attached to them, those things started to turn me on. I didn't actually like the words themselves, I just liked that partner saying them.

Totally. I will occasionally use "naughty" in a playful, joking way outside the bedroom. Never in the bedroom, it really does feel like the person saying it is getting off on pretending they're scolding a child. Which, ew.

I end up sounding like a drunk Yoda. I dread the day I end up sleeping with an English teacher.

If it was done in just the right way I could see being turned on by it, but it really wasn't done in just the right way. In the moment it really seemed like he was fantasizing about me being a literal girl.

I have jokingly referred to mine as my front butt.

Seriously. Who are these people who can still compose coherent sentences during sexy times?

My sour-lemon face deployed immediately when I heard "Good girl" in bed. BARF.

I prefer "cock" to "dick" for some reason. Maybe because "dick" is my go-to insult.

I'm gonna start calling mine "Magic Muffins".

Meh, vulva still sounds too clinical for me. But, different strokes (HA!) for different folks.

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