You're welcome! Go forth and vaporize!

You can get a new Ploom mouthpiece on ebay for between $30 and $40! If you don't want to replace it I'd recommend Halo Cigs Triton tanks. Affordable, good hit and vapor production.

If I had to pick I'd say the nice lady at the top is the inappropriate farter.

According to these two tests I'm not great at reading people's faces but great at reading their eyes. Stupid mouths and noses getting in the way of my empathy.

I hated catechism.

I agree. I'm comfortable letting my (head) hair just go naturally silver but the pubes are bugging me. It was thrown into sharp focus when I realized the last guy I slept with had nary a gray hair on his body. Ah, mortality.

Did the gray pubes sneak up on you? I just looked down one day and realized half my pubes were gray/white. It felt like it happened overnight.

THE PANTS FEELS ARE STRONG.

Absolutely. The only time I think I've ever 1. pooped with a tampon in, and 2. didn't change the tampon was when I was out and about and didn't have anymore tampons or pads with me. And I was suuuuper careful about it.

Bearing down on a poo means you're also bearing down on the tampon, meaning for some people the tampon will start to get pushed out, too. We can't isolate our rectal muscles from the rest of our lower abdominals.

After a "powerful deuce"? The kind that involves a certain amount of effort? Yes. If I gotta push to get the poo out then I'm also pushing the tampon out a little. No one likes a shifted tampon. Also, if the string is long enough and hanging the right way it could possibly come into contact with said poo, and I don't…

Mine is in the back of an Astro van somewhere. My only hope is that better music is being played for it now than when it took up its residency there.

Same here. I look at photos of myself from my early 20s and sure, I looked young, but now at 34 I look better.

This comment is beautiful.

society's ridiculous notion that the well-being of a family/marriage is mostly on the woman's shoulders

Stay safe and stay strong!

I actually have a great aunt Marlene and she does indeed wear too much powder. A+.

Click through to the original story and look at the before and after. He was wearing very minimal makeup. There's no way anyone would have looked at a photo of him with that makeup and then at his bare face and not known it was the same person. Hell, my hair drastically changes at least 5 times in between license…

My cat gets Monster, Fuzz Butt, Smooshy Face, Stabby (he deploys the claws often), Stinky Face, and Buddy. When he gets all excited and his tail puffs up I call him H.R. Pufnstuf.