That is amazing, and the memory of that would comfort me through years of travel indignities.

One time I flew from LGA to DCA on a 737 that had a total of 5 passengers on it. It was so cool, they let all of us sit in first class and we skipped the safety spiel and drank free liquor with the flight attendants.

So, I’m a giant hypocrite. I eat meat. Love it. However, it disturbs me to see real animal fur. Would never wear it myself. It has a similar feel to me if you went and killed a person (even for a REALLY REALLY REALLY great reason). You wouldn’t decide, “Hey! I know. I’m going to make some shoes and a wallet out of…

I’m not down with fur or leather (I buy mine second hand and don’t eat meat, before an angry person in the greys feels the need to lecture me) but I really like how these look. Total asshole-chic.

Not a moon walk but a Monty Python Silly Walk.

i want to punch each one of those plaster decorations in the face

YOU ARE WHY WE HAVE TO HAVE ZONING LAWS AND HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATIONS, TERESA

gaaasp! it’s already drought landscaped for you!! :((((((((((

Why would you pretend you’d be redecorating?

Dear dining public:

Why, because of the “OMFG, gubberment takeover of the internet!!”?

What have the Romans ever done for us?!

Colorado regulates the sake of Marijuana and they’re doing great.

Yes it is. *licks lead popsicle and noms asbestos donut*

Only if you’re Republican, and the regulation is against the people paying your campaigns.

Child labor and indentured servitude for everyone!

That's great! ^_^

Me too! My mother was definitely worried for a while...

Just so happens, I did dream of being a wrestler when I was a little girl, mostly because of GLOW.

Oh, GLOW sucked. You should be pimping the documentary called Lipstick and Dynamite if you actually enjoy old-school ladies wrestling. Those chicks were bad ass. They didnt have the comfort of 1980's air-conditioned casinos. They were knocking the shit out of each other in suffocating armories and county fairs. They…