You missed the joke, lol.

Leave him the fuck alone people. If you'd been trapped in a board game for many years, you'd have an epic beard as well.

Whoever's reading this, start JRPG'ing the shit out of the iPhone. Like, no joke.

Uncle Rico?

"I almost can't believe it that the people are coming to this!"

That picture by skitzogreg looks like shit. I can't stand that guy.

Obligatory.

Hahahahahah!

I thought the fourth screenshot was an Ocarina.

That screenshot looks very Crash Bandicoot-y.

Steam, please allow us plenty of time to pre-install. Please.

I hate the pay-up-front discount.

Jokes exist. Somewhere.

Now all you need to do is accept this agreement that says you can't have a class action suit against Microsoft forever to get your free gifts...

Turtle Rock. That fucking flamerod.

It's that key at the entrance! Or when you're left ready to get out of the final twisted corridor and you're missing one key.

You'd think "Zero Suit" meant, well, zero suit, but noooooo. It's a slutty blue thing.

I laughed pretty hard at that one. Good job!

You should send an email to Capcom about that. I bet they'd add it in a patch.