No, thank you, Khaff 3. That was awesome.

Perfect reference.

I think you have to activate it on their service.

They have to know everyone hates this.

Batman Returns reference.

I haven't liked the Penguin ever since my nose was bitten off.

I can complain all I want, but, eh, what the hell. I'm buying the game and so are you. We all know this. We can't resist.

Brian, forgive me for going slightly off topic regarding the financial results, but I noticed something kind of interesting. If you go through the balance sheet(s), you notice that Nintendo lists software as an intangible asset. Considering packaging is also taken out of the equation for plant operating expenses, it…

Yeah. The servers wouldn't be so packed (I'm speaking blindly here; I don't play).

Not excused.

Fact: The iPhone's sole purpose is for shitting.

Correction. $169.99.

Hahahah!

SECOND!

Lol, I'm trying to get your reference.

Raise your hand if you have purchased a game for $59.99. Point given.

What don't you all realize? Square has it right. Here's what they're secretly saying, and I'm surprised nobody has picked up on it yet:

Is anyone watching "The Godfather" right now and noticing that all of the commercials are for severely elderly people?

What about those who don't own multiple copies of this game, love RPG's, and don't own (or have ever played) Angry Birds?

So who's excited about Final Fantasy Tactics for the iPhone!?