@mergedwarrior: Welcome to the real world.

@Brandon Cassata: Not cool, dude. Not cool at all.

@Korsi: Your comment was awesome.

@Joonas Tepp: It's inevitable.

Someone help me here. This just made me want to, once again, purchase a game on Steam. Was that the effect this article was going for? I now know Steam actually gives a shit about me, the customer.

@chronomasakari: It's good to know you got your stuff back.

@Sithishade: skitzogreg will promote this comment.

@Squieonat: I believe I remember that, but I don't know what level you had to be.

It would have been a more interesting story had the burglars walked up to the door (with no one there) and the following screen showed up:

@Frank Grimes: Awesome.

@rathorial: You make a good point.

@jaywontdart: Epic Citadel runs incredible on my 3GS as well, but it's not a complex test. This new game pushes the boundaries a bit more, to say the least.

I'm concerned this will end up in a similar position as 'The Last Remnant' did on the 360; terrible framerates for a potentially great game.

@mithrilfox: Well put, my friend. Well put.

@nightrue: Too far.

@Jmatt94: touché

No.

@Rian Shortwave: I just said I was buying the game. However, I'm not buying it at launch. I'll wait for a Steam sale.

I hate Call of Duty.