The same reasoning can be used for healthcare. I’m healthy, I exercise, I eat a balanced diet, I don’t smoke, I don’t sit in the sun - why should I pay for others’ treatments for conditions like lung cancer, skin cancer, and obesity-related problems?

Are you just trolling? Because that isn’t how a social safety net works.

sorry for this really short and not particularly constructive reply but all I have to say about this comment is #derp

Because you are a member of society. Even if you don’t have children, reproduction is necessary for society to function. When you are 90 years old, younger people who were once babies will be your doctors, your nurses, your cooks, your plumbers, etc.

My husband has an account with our local florist. I get flowers about twice a month and he sends them to people we know for occasions or just because. I LOVE having fresh flowers in the house and love that they represent his love. I know he spends a few hundred a month on flowers.

OMG! I love this little flower shop we have in my town, I buy from there regularly. I feel better about it than buying from a large grocery chain and I kind of despise the prefabbed arrangements that you order online. I freaking love being able to walk in and say “ok I just want a random bouquet, I have this much to…

I’m a florist, too! And there are so many reasons why flowers are a great gift for someone who enjoys them: they are never the wrong size, they don't collect dust, they don't have to be stored, they are relatively sustainable and have been clinically proven to reduce stress.

Yessss! My mom is super not-girly, so I always try to find cool bouquets to send her. Last year I did one that was all different flowers in shades of green. It was amaaazing. I love florists!! You have such a fun job!

Please buy more flowers! From a florist, like me! There are so many cool things we can do that aren’t plain grandma bouquet (Even though that’s the most common thing) . And flowers come in sooooo many colors. Lime green and gray roses exist. Carnations come in multicolor. As do Gerber daisies.

I would have to drop dead to get someone to give me flowers because they’d send them to my funeral. I’ve never been given flowers. I honestly thought it was a thing that happens in movies and not actually in real life.

I’m not a fool. I’ve seen my boyfriend pulling at his crotch in the car or on the sofa. And I always ask him if his balls are okay and teasingly express my genuine interest in their integrity and health. We’re 30. My boyfriend’s testicular health is literally my entire future.

Uh, so sitting makes your nuts hurt, stand up bro. My tits are gargantuan but I dont get to just slap people with my elbows because they get mashed up. Jesus.

Fellowology explained that sometimes this is “necessary” because the crotch of one’s pants is too tight for one’s balls.

Chocolate Vegemite sounds like a really cruel “you’re asking to get TP’ed” Halloween candy prank.

You yanks have one with hot dogs smooshed in there, pretty similar concept.

Fast Food companies get WAY more creatively insane in other countries. It actually makes me really sad; Americans are so fucking boring when it comes to fast food that we think things like the quesarito constitute the outer edge of the catastrophe curve, and we never really get to try the truly bugnuts stuff. We know…

I’m am Aussie, here’s my expert opinion; It looks gross but not THAT gross. It’s just a meatlovers with some party pies in the crust. You yanks have one with hot dogs smooshed in there, pretty similar concept. Also, if you wanna talk gnarly Aussie shock-food, check out the Cadbury block filled with Vegemite. A truly…

It’s still a far, far better idea than the Cadbury Vegemite caramel chocolate that is a real thing that exists now.