The fruit. Just one. It still boggles my mind.

Several years ago I went on a very mediocre date. When we got back to his apartment he asked if I wanted to watch a movie. Without asking what unwanted to watch he started up “The Departed”. He kept going on about how I needed to see it all while trying to put moves on me. I wasn’t resistant, it was just a weird set…

Oh where do I start? Background I guess. I have always been well endowed since I hit puberty and the girls just keep getting bigger and bigger. My older sister is shorter with a more petite build and therefore smaller chest. So she could wear cute tanks and shorts and look “cute” while I would try to wear the same…

Mr. Who and I had 7 each. If it had been up to him, he would have had twice that number. He told me to pick my party and get the number and he would use that to keep his side reasonable. Yes. 7 was reasonable for us. We are in the south so to everyone elsewhere knew this was average. I at first told all my bridesmaids…

I agree. I understand why the policy is in place but how often does that close of proximity really happen?

She's more than welcome to unpaid time off. Her and her husband just can't afford for her to go without a paycheck for a month. That's why she has to go back part time. If they could afford it then she would stay home for the rest of the time.

That was one of the first things she asked but they said its from when she had the baby and vacation planned for that doesn’t count as being there. It’s bullcrap.

This is terrifying. My sister had her baby on Nov 5th. She had planned to take 6 weeks leave. 4 weeks paid maternity and 2 from all her vacation time. She checked with her supervisor, who checked with HR who said she would be covered. After she had the baby she found out that the baby was born 11 days from when she…

I also had someone in my Facebook post a picture of her and her mother in Paris when they went on a trip several years ago. I had a major issue with that. That was more click bait to me than the change to the Tricolore.

I must agree Pinkham. Waffles are far superior.

We only did them because the photographer I found was offering a half off deal for one of her packages that was just engagement photos and the wedding day photos. It was $500. I was ecstatic at the price and Mr. Who and I actually had fun and we love having pictures of us that aren’t just from the wedding where we…

Adding on to say interrupt anyone in a cashier/greeting position. I work at a tourist trap and am constantly interrupted by rude people while I’m in the middle of answering someone else’s question. And the worst part is that (for me at least) most of the time I'm answering the question they are so impatient to ask.…

I knew a guy who had dated a 17 year old when he was 19. They found out she was pregnant and told her parents. The parents had been fine with the relationship up until that point. As soon as they found out, the parents called the police and charge the guy with statutory rape. He had to register on as a sex offender.…

Mr. Who and I celebrate 3 years tomorrow and he is taking me to a local sushi place tomorrow night. I want it to be tonight now because I just want sushi now 😭

Thanks. When her dad and I named her my parents said she was going to have trouble in school. We fortunately gave her a four letter middle name so at least she gets a break there. For the most part she goes with her nickname (equivalent of Izzy) but even people get that wrong. I always try to double check someone’s…

Oh people will find a way to mess those up. Little Who has the equivalent of Isabelle and EVERYONE takes one look at the name and says Isabella (just the A at the end). She actually gets really annoyed and has asked people if they can read. I made sure to stop that. Also her last name is my maiden name and spelled…

Since most everyone has replied to you on the idiocy of your logic and severe lack of math skills, I have just one thing to say to you:

Mr. Who always messes with me when I’m applying. He waits until I start and then strikes up a conversation because he knows I can’t talk and apply at the same time. Butthead.

I cannot line my water line for the life of me. It took me FOREVER just to get down lining my eye lid and I still can’t master a cateye. But I also wear colorful eyeliner. I feel like it would be too much to put bright teal or purple or blue along my water line. Plus I have allergies and my eyes water a lot so it’s…

About 2 months ago I was leaving the house to run errands. I had gotten out of the shower about 20 minutes prior and my hair was still mostly wet. It’s super thick, down to my chest and holds water for a while. I live in South Texas so the humidity is my blow dryer so this is not an uncommon thing for me or most women…