Sorry, I meant to put a Halloween wedding that landed on a weekend which is this year.

So this isn’t exactly an ex because we went on 3 dates total and the third one was about a year apart from the second. I had this friend that I had known about 3 years before I met Mr. Who. We’ll call this guy J. J had tried multiple times to date me but after 2 dates and then the final third a year later I told him…

WHY do people think it is appropriate to touch other people’s tattoos? I know this is the least of these stories but having been the recipient of unwanted physical contact without giving permission due to having ink makes it the one that stayed with me.

I love roses (cliche, I know) and have these little pairs of rose studs in several colors. I once read that white roses pretty much mean slutty and I haven't touched that pair since. I also refuse to look up any other color in fear of it tarnishing my love of my earrings.

Back when Mr. Who and I were first engaged we were invited to a wedding. I ended up having to go alone because he ate some bad Chinese food. The wedding was for Little Who’s dad so I have most of his family and friends on Facebook and they all saw the engagement announcement. I literally was hiding my hand the whole…

The scene where Murtagh lifted her up because she was too upset to move. I swear I started losing it there and it just kept going.

When I was in 9th grade in 2001 and went to winter formal, I wore a silver dress. It was two piece with a ball gown skirt and a halter top that was backless and had a short front on the sides so you could see my hips. My friend I went with wore a pantsuit, basically dress pants and the top was a v-neck faux wrap that…

I physically reacted when I read that line. As a parent of a preteen daughter, I would want to know said boys’ names and go to their parents to ask them to please keep them home on prom night so they can keep themselves under control and away from the “slutty” dresses.

It was her second one. The friend that I found her through told me a few months before the wedding that she asked to trade services with this friend’s boyfriend. He's a tattoo artist and gave her a tattoo. The exchange were supposed to be newborn pics that were never scheduled and eventually friend just let it go.…

The backup photographer would have gotten the photos to us within that timeframe and she was actually really great with letting us know what was going on and why she could not release the photos until she was paid. I completely agreed with her and even tried contacting the original photographer but never got a…

What the frick with photographers not getting photos back to brides correctly?

We had to do this with Mr. Who’s friends. He easily would have had at least 20 groomsmen. SO he told me to get my bridesmaid number and he would match it. Plus his friends that didn’t get to be groomsmen didn’t care and were happy they just got to drink and eat food.

I finally found a stylist that understands this! Granted mine is only a couple inches past shoulder length but I want it to grow! I told her that if she sees that I’m starting to get dead ends to let me know and we will talk about how much to trim but she says my hair is so healthy for the most part that it doesn’t…

My stylist prefers small talk. We have a lot of mutual interests so there’s only a few times where our conversations ever lull. Actually the last time I was in there we hit one of these lulls and she said “I want to continue talking to you but I’ve run out of things to say.” It made us giggle and we were able to start…

While I'm more of a maxi skirt supporter, I have a few maxi dresses in my closet. And ya know what? I also have a pretty ample bosom. So what if the dresses or skirts look like I'm in a night gown? Jeans and shorts are super uncomfortable and maxi anything means stretch and forgiveness in the middle area. So I really…

With a knit poncho, knee high boots and tights it’s my winter wardrobe too 😊

This! I will wear a maxi skirt, a tank top and a short sleeve cardigan or bolero and people will say I look like I'm going somewhere. Really? Because I feel like I could just go to bed and any wardrobe that makes me feel like that is fine by me.

Some friends and I went out to eat and ordered dessert. One of my friends has a severe nut allergy (she always has an epi pen on her and she makes sure anyone she is with knows where it is). The dessert had nuts on the description and she emphasized her severe allergy. The dessert still came out with nuts and the…

Mr. Who and I got the safety blade carving of the faceless couple hugging too. I got it from this girl who I didn’t even want to invite but invited her brother and knew she would find out and be butthurt over.

But was it monogrammed?