This is my story too! My was SHORT.

I am surprised there was no blood drawn at our wedding. Not only was it at a Renaissance Festival but Mr. Who received a sword from my dad. I'm kind of disappointed my guests were so well behaved because I have nothing to share on this one 😢

I told Mr. Who that I didn't want an audience. The Christmas after that he gave me a small white box with a hand written "I heart you" on it. We were at his aunt's house, surrounded by his family but nobody was looking. He was standing near me, waiting for me to open it. It looked like a ring box and my heart was in…

A couple we are friends with (L and M) have been talking about marriage and proposing. They keep trying to think of the perfect way to propose to each other without the other one realizing what they are planning. But they know each other so well that they kept guessing what the other was planning. L finally got fed up…

While these are better with minor weights, you can do the exercises without and it will be merely toning but slower results.

The hotel we were at had complimentary breakfast. I ate a little more than usual because I knew I probably wouldn't get a chance to really sit down and eat. Good thing too because my mom was shoving glasses of wine in my hand by 10:30 am.

The only wedding site I ever needed:

I had one of these two bosses I mentioned call me on a Saturday. I was in the middle of putting sunblock on Little Who because we were about to go to the pool. Boss lady started shrieking over the phone about the weekly deposit and how she couldn't find it. I had specifically placed it in her hands on that Friday and…

I made a similar comment about how twice I have worked for older women who have grown kids and constantly judged me for not being able to stay late or work certain nights. They both had worked when their kids were younger but would harp on me if I needed to take Little Who to the doctor.

I am so sorry for your loss and I hope you are doing well

Little Who is the best excuse to get out of crapy drinking time with coworkers. Sorry everyone, but I'd much rather watch cartoons and play Legos with my kid than drink and complain about work with you.

I really hate the staying later=working harder mentality most managers/owners have. Twice I have worked for older women who are mothers. Both cases their kids were grown and had left the nest and that seemed to make them go backwards on their thinking. They always judged me when I said I couldn't work past certain…

Holy crow! Sneaky old people!

Anyone that watched The Talking Dead would have heard that Norman Reedus asked for Andrew Lincoln's beard clippings and now keeps them in his fridge.

I made that mistake and felt horrible! In almost every picture my bouquet is front and center. Nobody warned me until after 😭

What the ever-loving fuck? I can't even form any other response.

My sister, who was my maid of honor, threw my bachelorette party. My mom decided to go and bring my aunt along. That was super awkward opening my gifts which involved neglige, fuzzy handcuffs and penis shaped macaroni. Dinner was fun but the real fun (and by fun I mean creepiness) happened when we went to a bar. We…

Our wedding was at the Texas Renaissance Festival and it was an event. The first hiccup that morning was when we get to the booth where my bridesmaids were supposed to have their hair braided, the hair braiding peeps did not have us on the books, even though I had been emailing the shop owner for weeks and triple…

So I'm either the worst or the best person to watch horror shows/films with because I fall for jump scares and suspense every time. Most of the time on TWD I can watch without feeling terrified. Last night's zombie highway scene had me clawing at my husband's pillow and practically sitting on him until it was over.…

Including family when I was young it's probably about 15 for me. I cannot conceive 100. That's like people who have 1000 friends on facebook.