Falcon+beautiful gown=awesome

DO. NOT. NAIR. YOUR. HEAD.

Mr. Who shaves from the knees down. He was never very hairy to begin with plus he has dirty blonde hair. So it's practically translucent. He got a tattoo on his calf and had to shave for that. He couldn't stand just shaving the area or just one leg so he shaved both from the knee down. Then he started flexing his…

This makes me extremely grateful that my in-laws have loved me from the start.

I definitely "fired" a girl from my wedding party. She had always been one of those people that when the check came at dinner with friends would exclaim "Oh, I forgot my wallet!" and someone would end up paying for her. I asked her about being in the party and affording the dress way ahead of time so she could have a…

The photographer LOVED her. There are almost as many photos of her as there are of Mr. Who and I and I am perfectly fine with that 😊

Mr. Who's niece was one of our flower girls, Little Who the other. Little Who was 8 so she knew to behave. My niece-in-law was kinda cranky but ended up being adorable. The only "outburst" was when she got to the alter and she saw her dad with the groomsmen, exclaimed "Daddy!" And ran to him. She stood by him for the…

Mannequins are the way to go. Wax figures melt in the sun.

I was the flower girl in so many of my relatives' weddings when I was little that I thought I was supposed to be the flower girl in every wedding we went to. I never made a scene but I remember being super confused when I wasn't in a wedding.

My father had Hodgkin's Lymphoma in 1990 and recieved chemotherapy until it went into remission. At the time my mom had had all three of us kids and we were 5, 3 and 1. If he had refused treatment, she would have been alone with three young children and, at the time, no means to work.

I had mine done at the end of 2013 bc my insurance had hit its deductable and the whole thing was covered. Unfortunately, I had only 4 hours of vacation time left since it was December and had to make a morning appt so I had to work the rest of the day. 5:30 did not come soon enough. I got the paraguard bc I just did…

Excuse me, I'm going to retire to my bedroom for the next several hours....

I've lived in Texas my whole life (pretty closed to Galveston actually) and I have to agree with there being a special kind of asshole. But we aren't' all terrible! There's still hope!

THIS. Over the past two years or so I have had this issue and if I stay hydrated I go every hour. I don't even care anymore when people mention because I'm just like "I pee like any other human, just a little more often. Bitch swerve."

I don't know why I even try to do things on the weekends. During the week I am on top of every thing. the most I can do on a weekend is laundry and that doesn't even get folded until Sunday night (during The Walking Dead of course). It took me until 12:30 to shower today and I'm just now eating lunch. Little Who has…

I had the same issue so I went with dark purple.

Not only was my wedding non traditional but I flat out told everyone that white/ivory/eggshell/cream/cloud-in-the-sky was not going to work with me. In pretty much Snow White with pale skin and dark hair. Pale colors do not work on me. My mom found a dress online but the maker lives in England and required you to be…

My dad always liked to complain about everything and would eat a whole dish then say it was terrible (his reasoning is that a replacement would be out too late and he would be eating while everyone finished). He stopped this when my sister became a waitress and he realized the hell she went through. He's the best…

I work at a glorified tourist attraction and sometimes run a virtual reality simulator. We also sometimes have after hour events that sometimes include alcohol. Last week was one of these such events. One of the men decided to get blasted drunk and hit on all three of the female employees that night including myself.

In high school, I had The Best Boyfriend Ever. His parents were loaded and took us everywhere and he always told me to dress punky and where my wallet chain because that was how I was back then and he wanted me to not be ashamed of who I was. So his parents take us out to a shmancy sushi place. I have never had sushi…