It also comes with e-reader books already loaded on:

She was thinking, "Great, this bitch is crying and all I want is a Dr. Pepper...."

The last job I had was pretty much a glorified ride operator for a tourist attraction and there were many times I cried for several reasons. Some were personal and some were work related. I cried if I felt like I had failed at my job, I cried when a supposed friend betrayed me, I cried when a relationship ended…

Ok JT. Ok. I'll admit it. I love you. I really do. You can stop trying to impress me now. I'll take you.

Mine would have been My Little Pony and Legos.

Ragnar is such an awesome name.

This gif is perfect. Way better at expressing my feelings than I was.

For a second there I thought we were back in the 90s. I mean Melissa Joan Hart, JTT, and an Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore romcom in one day? Time to party like it's 1999.

What the ever-loving fuck? That's about all I can muster. I tried typing out a coherent rant but deleted it twice. I just can't. It's too early for this shit.

Samwell! I love Samwell. It made me really sad when he and Jon Snow parted ways because I love their friendship.

Yes I thought it strange that the monk would keep such a horse if it's owner was the only one who could tame it. Maybe he'll make a comeback by defeating his zombie brother or whatever it is they did to Gregor Clegane.

Yeah I was dissatisfied with him dying like that without some form of redemption.

From what we are told yes but there is some speculation in what the Elder Brother on the Quiet Isle told Brienne about The Hound being "at rest". Some think that it's that brutal part of him at rest and he is on the Quiet Isle, possibly as the gravedigger Brienne saw.

See I keep forgetting about the Martells. I know they have played and will play a pivitol part in the story but I think they haven't been explored enough. I do like that Arianne/Aegon ship though.

Yes that's how I see her and I think that may be why I don't like her. But I don't fault her for it because she did go through a lot with Joffrey. I can see why one would want to protect themselves first and foremost after that.

There will definitely be hesitation. She's very guarded and for good reason. Ygritte is why I see him with Asha. He needs someone that likes to bend and break the rules. Asha and Arya are also my favorite. Ygritte was as well but...yea nobody is safe and all that crap (super sad about that death as well).

The complete lack of logic is killing me.

I think after what Jon has now been through would earn him tons of respect from Asha and they are fairly close now geography-wise if you take in how large Westeros really is. I think she'd be the type to want to have heirs but not to be tied down by marraige. I mean, she didn't show up for her arranged marriage…

That's what I think of every time I hear one of these stories about Hooters "bettering" their image. That guy was so completely out of touch.

Hmmm Asha would be an interesting addition to the three heads. I think she has what it takes to be an iron hard (get it??? :P) leader when the situation calls for it and Jon is there for his level headedness and bc he has the spermz and Dany would be the compassionate one. Alright, I'm shipping all three of them. Oh…