the most adorable picture of a POTUS ever

I don't care what anyone thinks of him as President, but I dare someone to say that this isn't the most adorable picture of a POTUS ever.

Oh, please, he's a guy with two daughters. If this is his first time in a tiara, I'll eat my hat.

My favorite episode was the one with Oscillo and other homeopathy nonsense. Dr. Oz asked in the promo, "You know a cup of coffee helps wake you up... But can a much smaller amount help you sleep??"

I used to work at the call center for a cancer organization, and we got calls all the time from people spouting off the crazy stuff said on Dr Oz and The Doctors. The most annoying part was that you couldn't reason with these people and convince them that dozens of research studies were right and Dr Oz was wrong.

I thought cancer appeared as cells in the body that keep growing and dividing at a much faster rate than normal... thanks for teaching me what cancer actually looks like, Dr. Oz. *science*

Allen really wanted to help over Gchat when I was writing this:

So ... this, but with a shell made of Fritos?

Anyone who says "Yuck. I hate cats" deserves nothing but contempt.

I'm sick of hearing about the hurt manfeels. Nothing pushes me to the radical fringes of Feminism faster than dudes whining about their hurt feelings.

The marathon they ran, definitely the marathon.

I actually have to side with her on this one. Maybe get a different job, but for damn sure, don't go into food service. It's a nightmare.

"Just talking about something small-scale and laid back"

Hahaha laid back hahaha. Ahem.

No. You should not. Being an excellent cook is about 10% of being a successful chef. The rest is being able to thrive in a thoroughly fuck-up environment.

People commonly to listen / value the opinions of people like them, so these folks probably thought they were showing their fellow white people the contrast between how the justice system treats whites vs. how it treats minorities.

Sometimes it just comes up.

23) Do not go out to eat with this guy unless you have no sense of shame.

Well except for this dude, who has apparently worked in restaurants for years yet still thinks it's acceptable to bring your own tea bag, make outrageous off menu requests, and sneak in alcohol in a flask. I am pretty sure the latter is actually illegal (liability reasons) and will most certainly get you kicked out.…

Oh my God, you sound like ten of my most annoying customers ever, all rolled into one.