you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

It was me...and it wasn't a trip to Belize with my girlfriend, it was a funhouse for Bobby.

I am not a paper clip I'm actually a binder clip.

I want everyone to see this. Also, don't google me.

So if someone is offering deals on MAD GINSENG over the internet I shouldn't believe them?

Feminazis in action!

I'm tempted to buy out the stock from all my local groceries and pitch the jars through the plate-glass windows of Hobby Lobby and Chick-Fil-A.

1) Veganaise, for the win: http://followyourheart.com/vegenaise-eggl…

I switched brands — from Hellmann's (reduced fat variety) to Anything Besides Hellmann's, because fuck these scumbag corporate bullies and their bullshit disingenuous nuisance lawsuit right it their collective ass.

Than what? Lighter fluid?

I want organic food companies to label when they use pesticides (even if they're organic) and when they use feces-based fertilizer.

I will never understand fast food restaurants pretending to be healthy.

People who wish to make healthier/plant-based choices will decide to purchase this (or other vegan mayo) over Hellman's. I made the switch years ago and am never going back.

Damn the 90s. My overplucked brows will never come back.

The logo is for the company and appears on their other products as well, which is cookies...also egg free, and egg replacers. Knowing now that the company's goal is specifically vegan "egg" products,* I think the gist of having the plant in the egg is to show the plant as a replacement for what is traditionally…

They've also aggressively pursued market share in a different way than other vegan mayo's — they are upfront about saying that they want their product to replace/be used in place of regular mayo, and that they want to be available to a broad public (hence Walmart and Dollar Store placement) vs. just wanting to be a…

Isn't Unilever also responsible for Axe deodorant? Just another reason to hate them.

I hope this whole thing gets thrown out of court and Unilever/Hellmann's gets slapped with a huge fine for being whiny babies and wasting everyone's time, but seriously, I think this really does boil down to the fact that Just Mayo tastes better than Hellmann's gross gloppy mess. Just Mayo dances circles around every…

I find it hard to believe they're trying to protect the good name of traditional mayo. There are all kinds of vegan products out there calling themselves mayo or mayonnaise.