The other major competition has the lawyer money behind it to fire right back if Unilever tried to sue them over something involving the word Mayo, though.

It doesn't matter, all of you are gross. YOU ARE GROSS.

If every one of you nodding along to this would just show up and vote, we'd shock the hell out of them and maybe actually make a difference. And GTFO with your, "I don't vote because xyz" condescending snide bullshit. The midterms matter and you lot stayed home. AGAIN.

Good for you, you're free to make that choice. And I'm free to spend copious amounts of money on expensive makeup if I want :)

This is a test of the Required Anecdotal Contrarian System:

And how!

Plus, when it comes to Madonna and her brother, the narrative always seems to be framed around the idea that she can somehow fix his problems because she has tons of money (and is therefor an evil bitch who hasn't used her money to do so yet). Addiction cannot be wiped away just because you millions of dollars.

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.

Did you notice that you have a period and a question mark at the end of that sentence

And he pouts like a fucking baby if the audience doesn't react well to one of his jokes.

I need some cats, dangit.

This commenter speaks the truth.

Ahem, you should have realized by now that you don't work WITH cats but FOR cats.

yesallwhitepeople.

My cat is a clean slim female. I thought of her.

I don't know why so many cute animal videos insist on music. I'd rather here the rustling, barking, purring, and the like!

Dress skinny? Face it, fellow commuters: you're lucky if I dress clean.

Ok but question, did they leave? Or did they just take an extended bathroom break and when they came back they were flushed and breathless and stuff?

don't be "that guy"

don't be "that guy"