This is amazing and I can just see Sasha and Malia being like "Mom what are you doing!"

I have Serious Feels for the First Lady that I cannot entirely describe.

I fucking love her.

That's because there are only five workers at any given Wallmart and they can never find each other to collectively walk out.

First: the "looking to find a bad boy and change them" is classic MRA/Nice Guy speak.

Oh, and your marinara probably sucks and all the "ladies" in your life hate you or will grow up to hate you. Hopefully your daughter goes to college, takes Women and Gender Studies and realizes what a fucking creep Nice Guy MRA loser you are.

So you don't refute you are a MRA? Good to know. Your kind is mocked in feminist spaces. And what pain? I'm doing just fine thank you very much. You, on the other hand...

MRA cumbucket

Typical misandrist. Forcing boys to train to be able to be functioning independent adults

"The fault here is any parent who doesn't feel this is essential training for boys, too. "

why? we have socialized medicine and little gun violence here.

Yeah there are like 6 books with another one coming out I think. It gets kind of convoluted but there's something really comforting about reading Sita's narrative voice for me so I don't mind.

I don't think Vampire was as scary as some of his other ones. It's my favorite thing he wrote (and is still writing! that series continues!) but a lot of his books are way creepier. I kind of wondered why no Bury Me Deep or Wicked Heart, myself.

FALLINTODARKNESSCHRISTOPHERPIKEFOREVER.

WHERE IS THE LAST VAMPIRE?????????????????

I'll never understand attitudes like Morello's. You see it on Yelp all of the time. They refuse to even consider that maybe the restaurant was just busy, and instantly paint themselves as a victim. Nobody gives a shit what you were wearing, what band you're in, how old you are, etc. We're just trying to get through…

Meh. I agree with a lot of PortraitOfMmeX's comment. But the smaller issue of ED medication unavailability is nowhere near comparable to the MASSIVE unavailability of those horrendous whore pills known as hormonal birth control, which, as MmeX accurately points out, have far more medical applications than just…

Nobody cares about your boner.

Happy Birthday!!! My real 44 year-old woman and mom advice is: