I consider each and every one of you a dear friend, so just between us: Is there anything better than a really awesome poo?

WELL EXCUSE US FOR WANTING TO DREAM.

While this is disturbing as fuck for many reasons, the silver lining is that we now have a better study to refer to when discussing this stuff with crazy MRAs. No, it won't change their minds, but at least when these assholes come at us with "DO YOU HAVE ANY SOURCES FOR THAT HMMM WHERE IS MY FEDORA?" we have something…

To everyone saying it is just a joke: That's the point.

In my entire life I don't think I've ever been as surprised by anything as I am by the fact that Eggplant is at the top of the New York list. Eggplant?!

Can Jessica Williams just take over the world please? She is fantastic. I was cheering in my living room watching that.

"Possible fetus."

Translated: We're not even sure it's a fetus, but we're sure it's more important than an (almost) adult human woman.

GOOD TO KNOW.

Also, Missouri only has ONE abortion clinic in the entire state for similar legislation that passed years ago. Yet, it never gets mentioned on stories like this.

Here's the thing: Child birth is way more dangerous than an abortion. But are these people trying to pass laws to make child birth illegal outside of clinics constructed, outfitted and staffed to specific, rigorous specifications? No. In fact, a woman can pretty much give birth anywhere she wants and get professional…

YES!!! I'm in my late 20s too and I do not care either. My visa credit card has hello kitty on it, too (they didn't have chococat >:{ so it was the next best thing) One of the best thing that ever happened about a year ago was when I was purchasing some books from a poetry shop and the owner, who was a gentleman who…

You'll have to ask Sanrio. ;-)

Chococat is superior to all. Get out of here with that Charmmy Kitty bullshit.

Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat.

They are trolling us.

I knew Hello Kitty was meant to be a British schoolgirl, but I thought she was meant to be, you know, a cat British schoolgirl. She's a cat with a cat head. How can she not be a cat!????

My cat likes to bury my socks in the litterbox.

Shut up. Hello Kitty will be a cat in my heart forever and always.

Yeah. It's alcohol. GHB is used in a tiny, tiny, tiny sliver of cases. This is a product that doesn't work used to address the wrong problem and gives women a false sense of invincibility that could put them in more danger of victimization.