Wow that picture came out big.

You can go through a 12 pack in a month? I have to buy a 48 pack, and it's just my husband and I.

I have a friend with a 3-year old, I think she's almost 4. Would this be good for her age? I am exited about this book and want to get it for her. !!!! 💩💩💩💩💩💩

Me too! Unsweetened vanilla!!

Yeah, I went from healthcare to food (don't ask, it was a DUMB thing to do) and I'm going back to healthcare soon. My former healthcare job pretty much required working sick as well. You have to be there for the customers/patients no matter what. Even if you're coughing up a lung. Yay.

Jesus, I thought I had some selfish, psychopath coworkers. 😬

I'd be willing to bet that foodborne illness happens more frequently than we think. Since it takes awhile to show symptoms, most people probably don't associate it with the food they ate 12 hours ago.

Wow, that's really fucked up.

I can't wait for all the people who comment about how SHOCKED they are that the people who make their food are frequently sick. I can't tell you how many times I've worked with people who should NOT be at work but they can't afford to take a day off, or another call-out would get them a write up. Where I work they…

What? My friends LOVE it when I show them all the pictures and videos of my cats! That look on their faces is a look of excitement, right? RIGHT?

THIS. We have a cat who is NOT ALLOWED to have the dry food that the other two cats eat, but when we feed them twice a day they eat, walk away, come back, eat some more, etc. It's maddening. Just eat your damn food. I'd be worried the older cat (who is on an annoying raw diet because she's sick) would eat any leftover…

If you're ever in Kansas City, check out Blue Koi. Best Chinese Restaurant I've ever been to. Right smack in middle America.

All right, time to bring it to the smaller Midwestern cities: I'm gonna start an Artisanal Toast FOOD TRUCK in KC. (Evil laugh) let the money roll in! 😼

You might wanna skip this one? 💩

Go to Amazon. I don't know if it was one of us but check out the review titled "The Brown Wedding." Best Review Ever.

I guess I shouldn't have said I "love' their guacamole. I like it on my burrito bowl mixed with the other stuff, but I've had much better. Definitely from the bag.

The only "fast" place that really gets it right is Panera. And that's not even really fast food. I don't really do fast food though, so there's that.

It makes plenty of sense at lunchtime rush.

Me too. My husband convinced me to go there when they came out with "avocado" so my veggie sub would be a little better— I had diarrhea all day. The sub was pretty gross and the store near my house has one woman working there during lunch rush. She takes her time too. But for what they probably pay her? I wouldn't be…

I make pizza and we have a huge sale every Friday. Our order time on the phone is 30 minutes unless it gets super busy (which happens frequently). I swear, some people think "calling ahead" means calling from the parking lot and coming in to stare at me while I'm making their pizza and 10 other pizzas that are ahead…