It makes plenty of sense at lunchtime rush.

Me too. My husband convinced me to go there when they came out with "avocado" so my veggie sub would be a little better— I had diarrhea all day. The sub was pretty gross and the store near my house has one woman working there during lunch rush. She takes her time too. But for what they probably pay her? I wouldn't be…

Unless their three day spree of offerings includes something new with phone prices, I would think again. With the way technology is going, new phones come out so fast that it's hard to keep up with all the new phones. If I wanted a new phone on T-mobile I'd have had to add around $25/month to that bill for 2 years or…

YES.

I make pizza and we have a huge sale every Friday. Our order time on the phone is 30 minutes unless it gets super busy (which happens frequently). I swear, some people think "calling ahead" means calling from the parking lot and coming in to stare at me while I'm making their pizza and 10 other pizzas that are ahead…

Seriously. Fucking Advil!

I mean c'mon, Advil? Really?

It's neck and neck! But how is Advil beating Oxycontin? That's crazy!

One of my cats follows me everywhere too. Sometimes I'll be in the bathroom and she leans on the door and does a closed-mouth meow, like, it comes from her chest. She's my precious kitty, and it's really cute. My husband doesn't understand why I let her in, I just have to.

Sidney. Description: Total bitchface/huge sweetheart. She rules the house. The other two cats have a love/hate relationship with her. Snuggling can be great but end with the other cat hissing. If she wants to lay in the spot you are laying in, she'll just sit on you 'til you get up.
For the humans: she's a good…

One of my cats prances around the house with her tail straight up in the air constantly. She's the alpha of the house. This answers my question—apparently she's SUPER HAPPY.

Wait, I didn't mean "loosen" like that.

I don't get it. My co-workers and I just tell each other when we've just pooped. Or laugh about it when someone had been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. Everyone does it! If I was on a date and we just ate, I'd probably have to poop soon after. I've always been like that. Not sorry. My husband just makes fun of me for…

Yeah, we do massive amounts at work—which sometimes last a week. If you can find it already peeled it'll save you a very annoying step too.

Also, I once had liquefied potatoes IN MY TRUNK. No wonder my car smelled so bad.

I don't know, it just leaves me with this foul aftertaste in my mouth that it's entirely different from actual yummy garlic.

That is not garlic.

April Richardson is hilarious. I was zinester friends with her when we were in high school and lost her when I quit Facebook last year.

There should be more of this sort of thing happening these days—your dad is awesome.

So awesome!