Mack's. The tan-colored foam ones. I scrunch them up longways and make sure they get deep inside my ear. Kinda gross, but it's easier if you wet them with spit first.

My husband did a sleep study and it didn't work because he couldn't sleep properly in a strange place with all the things hooked up to him. He definitely has sleep apnea but wouldn't be able to sleep with a machine hooked up to him. He's such a pain.

Sound-proofing so nobody can hear you kill him when he snores too loudly? ;)

Some nights I really want to...

Earplugs+Klonopin.

The kind I use are Mack's. I get them in the 100-pk bottle. The foam ones. They are the only ones that work for me.

Kyosuke a main page author?! YAY!

Awesome!

Wait, I thought vaccines caused autism. Which is it? Abortions and Gays or Vaccines. Or all of it? Decide on something guys.

I have to agree with Hannah. TEAM CAKE 4EVER!!

That sounds terrible! Beets stain everything pretty bad.

Seriously. I used to decorate cakes 40 hours a week for 5 years. My husband complains that I never bake anymore. You think I want to do any of that shit at home after I spent so much time doing it as a job—having to go go go, get as much done as possible for my company and being exhausted every day? It was so…

Not everyone works the typical 9-5 office job.

Awww, that cow doesn't have to be hamburger! And the piggy gets to LIVE instead of being everyone's beloved bacon. Love ya, Laura!

At least one good thing came out of this sad, sad news!

Who is going to write about kitties? And veggie stuff? Wah! :(

While I am on Team Cat, I cannot resist some cuuuuuuute PUPPIES!!! I will hire them to "paint my house" aka snuggle me and give me puppy breath kisses. When I see videos like this I imagine it's what most women feel when they see babies.

My cats usually come when called. They are very needy cats though. They are not normal. They tend to follow me around if I'm doing something "different" like cleaning (ha!). If my husband goes to bed before me he calls one of the cats into the bedroom and she sprints in there—they have their special cuddle time. They…

My cats usually come when we call them. And like yours, if one of my cats is sleeping at the end of the bed and I wake up, she is right there in my face wanting scritches.