I am confused by your hatred of South Park and also by its alleged connection to Rand Paul.

Most skill by a 74-year old playing basketball outside of Kobe Bryant.

Definitely sand.

No, I represent the Union of Informed Dicks, I was about to ask if you represented the Federation of Judgy Twats Who Don’t Know What They Are Talking About... but you answered my question already.

And yet... one of my friends described it as one of the best episodes ever .

I have been really impressed with the show overall.

That was a really good episode.

OK... so wait. You haven’t seen the episode, but you are making a point of criticizing it BASED ON WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SAID?

No, she didn’t die; she fought off the monster. Also, no, one recoiled in disgust.

A suicidal monster was trying to escape his life by becoming someone/something else. The idea of disappearing into a new body/persona appealed to him on a surface level because he wasn’t trans, he was just unhappy with his life. Mulder shot him down as quickly as he could. The guy wasn’t taking it seriously.

I thought Mulder’s response showed that he *knew* it wasn’t right to say “she used to be a man,” but the proper way to describe the situation to someone who was completely ignorant. As the toad character so desperately wanted to die because his very identity was now challenged by his body- they drew the parallel but…

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

Our solar system is not symmetrical. So there’s that.

“Alright, let’s staht in, ah, Manhattan, heading out to Queens, because maybe, ah, yah going to see the Mets, right? You guoat the first stop theah, that’s the new one—just finished, yuge new station they built—at ah, you know, 34th street. What is it, theah, the Hudson Yahds? Yeah, theah! That’s where they were gonna…

Francesca then closed the show yesterday by listing all the stops on the 7 train and knocking over a Diet Coke

Meanwhile, over on FAN, Mike Francesa spent 22 minutes thinking out loud about what kind of entree Cam Newton would pick for his wedding. “The salmon... maybe the salmon.... but fish, you know.... maybe the poahk?”

Jean Paul Sartre: “Hell is Other People”

There’s a simple answer to this. The men were too busy shoveling.

No girls allowed! Girls are gross, especially when they have sex! [eyes dart from side to side] Also no queers.