Years ago
I read this fantastic article with O'Rourke and Christopher Buckley for Forbes FYI. It was about the two of them tasting wines sober, and then going back and tasting them all again drunk. Absolutely hilarious, check it out: http://www.forbes.com/forbe…

This ad
fucking freaks me out.

Feel free to not click it, then. Google the cover yourself and see which thing takes longer.

BURN, BURN, YES YOU'RE GONNA BURN

SNITCH BITCH

37!
My bacon sucked 37 dicks!

Seriously,
how funny was that song that played over the end credits? Anyone know what it is?

Oh man, fucking troll OWNAGE by Robinson.

So…
Is this just going to be people walking around an elaborately constructed set of a baseball stadium while talking rapidly and unrealistically firing off not-so-funny quips every 10 seconds?

AIRBORNE FUCKING RULES.

That didn't make any sense.

I hate
that Bravo rip-off that they try to sell as halfway as good as this show.

DAMN YOUS

Dude, someone was holding a gun to my head

Someone has to say it;
PEPSUBER!

Now, imagine that she's white.

"Apparently he became locked in his limousine and ATE himself to DEATH.

Space laughs really are the best kind of laughs, aren't they?

LEMMER DISTRACTION PLAN K:

Swatches, that is.