skirksterbeetle--disqus
SkirksterBeetle
skirksterbeetle--disqus

So you're telling me you didn't like "Jack Bauer v. Reflective Glass"?

Jesus
They really want people to pay $35 for Knowing on Blu-Ray when the entire sixth season of Reno 911! is only $27?

Along the line of discontinued flavors?

Simon & Simon was the bomb, yo

I used to work at a hotel as a shuttle driver.

Wait what the hell does Adebisi have to do with anything?

There's a lot of stuff I miss.
Oreo Big Stuf.
Maypo. (maybe that's still around, but not where I live)
Mush.

That's right, Dan. The whole of human history happened in the United States, don't ya know?

Easy
Television

Oooh yeah buck o five

Phil
Rirruto?

OH BOY BLAH!

I'd rather kill myself than hear Ira Glass's voice in a movie theater.

Yeah, she's pretty goddamn heinous.

But Daddy, Nick Cannon's hilarious.

Chico, just because I insult Kasabian is no reason to go after my mom, genius. Unless you're in the band, which I highly doubt.

True, Arsenio. The last Kasabian record ate a fat dick, so they had a lot of improving to do, which I'm betting against.

TRIPLE BURN SCORE!

MITCHELL
MITCHELL
MITCHELL